[00:00.69]It's about halfway through the show
[00:01.65]So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am
[00:07.16]And I'm pretty fucking deep guys
[00:17.19]So deep
[00:23.17]That I named this song
[00:29.75]#Deep
[00:43.74]Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree,
[00:48.10]And take to the air?
[00:50.44]Me neither
[00:56.77]Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme
[01:00.16]But the right words just weren't there?
[01:03.39]Meat cleaver
[01:09.94]The people in my life are like grains of sand
[01:17.01]Cause they stick together
[01:19.86]Yeah.. Often near my butt hole
[01:22.94]If life is the ocean
[01:26.58]I am a deep and handsome fish
[01:32.23]A fish that's drowning
[01:35.84]If the artistic process is a birth canal
[01:39.19]Then I am a freshly jellied kid
[01:45.16]Come witness my crowning
[01:50.42]These thoughts of mine
[01:53.59]Must be a sign that I'm
[01:57.16]#Deep
[02:00.83]If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
[02:07.13]Probably not
[02:09.27]Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
[02:14.57]Instead of your girlfriends face?
[02:18.00]Me neither
[02:22.19]...Me neither! ……
[02:24.25]Have you ever wrote a song note for note
[02:27.37]And not a single note was out of place?
[02:30.55]Duh!
[02:31.33](Plays off key)
[02:32.33]Hold on
[02:34.50]The people in my life are like blades of grass, how?
[02:40.53]Cause they're all so grounded
[02:43.84]But at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE!
[02:47.57]Art is a harlot
[02:50.85]And I am her sassy urban friend
[02:56.03]Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
[03:00.46]If momma is right and the world is my oyster
[03:07.26]Then I must have an allergy to shellfish
[03:15.21]You don't know
[03:18.26]How could you know
[03:21.68]If life makes you wish you were dead
[03:28.46]Just put on a good movie
[03:31.39]Then promptly put a bullet in your head
[03:35.73]Spend forever asleep
[03:41.42]Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
[03:47.01]#Deep
[04:01.01]Thank you