[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.506] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:01.013]I moved to Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up.
[00:04.640]And I heard about these sort of wild Hollywood party nights that people would have.
[00:08.232]And I didn't think they were true until I moved to Hollywood and I started having them.
[00:11.317]Anyway, this is a song about a crazy night that happened a couple months ago.
[00:14.414]It's called "What Did I Do Last Night?"
[00:21.242]Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:23.838]What the **** did I do last night?
[00:33.889]I cried myself to sleep
[00:50.012]It was a good one
[00:52.667]I like the word poop, sorry!
[00:56.228]Yeah we're getting edgy
[00:57.620]I like the word poop cause when you say poop your mouth does the same motion your butt hole does when it poops.
[01:06.698]Poop!
[01:09.137]Not my best, probably my worst
[01:13.506]When did my mother first describe gay sex to me?
[01:15.730]Good question
[01:16.325]I was eight years old, I have a joke for that
[01:18.756]I was eight years old.
[01:20.413]She sat me down at the dinner table, she was very mature about it.
[01:22.997]She said do you know how much your father and I love each other?
[01:24.925]I said of course you and dad love each other more than two people in the world could possibly love each other.
[01:29.856]She said, well two men can love each other in the exact same way that your father and I love each other.
[01:36.180]Yeah, she said what happens when two men love each other like that, what they do is they take off all their clothes, ugh.
[01:41.689]They get in the bed and they shit on the Bible!
[01:54.483]So I don't really talk to her anymore