[00:14.20]My heart is paralyzed
[00:17.87]My head was oversized
[00:21.43]I'll take the high road like I should
[00:25.40]
[00:27.97]You said it's meant to be
[00:31.64]That it's not you, it's me
[00:34.99]You're leaving now for my own good
[00:40.05]
[00:41.40]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[00:43.80]
[00:44.60]She went down in an airplane
[00:46.75]Fried getting suntan
[00:48.51]Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[00:51.74]Help me, help me,
[00:53.31]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[00:56.84]
[00:58.01]She met a shark under water
[01:00.40]Fell and no one caught her
[01:02.27]I returned everything I ever bought her
[01:05.59]Help me, help me,
[01:07.05]I'm all out of lies
[01:10.37]And ways to say you died
[01:14.87]
[01:21.69]
[01:26.30]My pride still feels the sting
[01:29.86]You were my everything
[01:33.18]Some day I'll find a love like yours
[01:37.67](a love like yours)
[01:40.11]She'll think I'm Superman
[01:43.53]Not super minivan
[01:46.99]How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
[01:51.88]
[01:53.20]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[01:55.83]
[01:56.60]She was caught in a mudslide
[01:58.72]Eaten by a lion
[02:00.53]Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[02:03.71]Help me, help me,
[02:05.36]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[02:09.04]
[02:10.02]She dried up in the desert
[02:12.35]Drown in a hot tub
[02:14.28]Danced to death at an east side night club
[02:17.46]Help me, help me,
[02:19.01]I'm all out of lies
[02:22.35]And ways to say you died
[02:26.17]
[02:33.02]
[02:37.92]I wanna live a thousand lives with you
[02:41.14]I wanna be the one you're dying to
[02:44.64]Love...
[02:47.13]but you don't want to
[02:50.87]
[02:51.66]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[02:54.94]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[02:57.53]
[02:58.23]She went down in an airplane
[03:00.39]Fried getting suntan
[03:02.35]Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[03:05.44]Help me, help me,
[03:07.02]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[03:10.47]
[03:11.56]She met a shark under water
[03:14.11]Fell and no one caught her
[03:15.96]I returned everything I ever bought her
[03:19.17]Help me, help me,
[03:20.80]I'm all out of lies
[03:23.97]
[03:25.79]She was caught in a mudslide
[03:27.74]Eaten by a lion
[03:29.58]Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[03:32.91]Help me, help me,
[03:34.46]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[03:37.93]
[03:39.05]She dried up in the desert
[03:41.41]Drown in a hot tub
[03:43.38]Danced to death at an east side night club
[03:46.66]Help me, help me,
[03:48.14]I'm all out of lies
[03:51.35]And ways to say goodbye
[03:56.11]