[00:02.60]Back a few months ago, [00:03.80]I was headlinin' a great big nightclub, [00:09.40]and they put me up a couple days early. [00:11.40]I came in a couple days early, [00:12.50]and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite". [00:17.00]Now here I am, [00:18.60]headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs in the country, [00:21.40]and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning in this "Star Suite" [00:25.30]...all by myself. [00:27.90]"Awwww" [00:28.90]Yeah, that's what I said, "Awwww" [00:31.90]But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up. [00:34.50]I picked up my guitar, [00:36.10]I sat down, and I wrote me a little song. [00:40.00]Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill, [00:43.10]tryin' to figure out why. [00:46.10]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble [00:50.50]When you're perfect in every way [00:54.90]I can't wait to look in the mirror [00:59.30]'Cause I get better lookin' each day [01:03.80]To know me is to love me [01:08.00]I must be a hell of a man [01:12.40]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble [01:16.50]But I'm doin' the best that I can! [01:25.80]I used to have a girlfriend [01:30.00]But I guess she just couldn't compete [01:34.40]With all of these love-starved women [01:38.30]Who keep clamoring at my feet [01:42.80]Well, I could prob'ly find me another [01:47.20]But I guess they're all in awe of me [01:51.60]Who cares? [01:52.70]I never get lonesome [01:55.70]'Cause I treasure my own company [01:59.60]Oooooh Lord, it's hard to be humble [02:06.80]When you're perfect in every way [02:10.20](Can't wait to look in the mirror) [02:11.40]I can't wait to look in the mirror [02:14.30](Help me out now, come on) [02:15.60]I get better lookin' each day [02:19.00](To know me is to what?) [02:20.00]To know me is to love me [02:22.80](Must be a hell of a man) [02:24.20]I must be a hell of a man [02:27.40](Oh Lord, it's hard) [02:28.50]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble [02:31.60](When you're doin' what?) [02:32.60]We're doin' the best that we can [02:41.90]I guess you could say I'm a loner [02:45.90]A cowboy outlaw, tough, and proud [02:49.90]Well, I could have lots of friends if I wanted [02:54.20]But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd [02:58.60]Some folks say that I'm "egotistical" [03:02.90]Hell, I don't even know what that means [03:07.30]I guess it has something to do with the way [03:11.30]That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans [03:15.10]Oooooh........ [03:17.90]Come on, where's all the kickers in here?! [03:19.80]Oooooh Lord, it's hard to be humble [03:24.00](When you're perfect in every way) [03:25.20]When you're perfect in every way [03:28.00](Can't wait to look in the mirror) [03:29.40]I can't wait to look in the mirror [03:32.50]('Cause I get better lookin') [03:33.90]I get better lookin' each day [03:36.70](To know me is to what?) [03:38.10]To know me is to love me [03:41.20](Must be a hell of a man) [03:42.60]I must be a hell of a man [03:45.40](Oh Lord, it's hard) [03:46.60]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble [03:49.80](What are we doin'?) [03:50.80]We're doin' the best that we can [03:54.10](One more time, what are we doin'?) [03:56.00]We're doing the best that we can [04:02.30]Give yourselves a hand [04:04.00]Yeeee-haw!