[ti:The Flim Flam Cider Song]
[ar:Daniel Ingram]
[al:]
[00:08.35]Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
[00:12.28]Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
[00:16.31]Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
[00:20.29]That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
[00:26.32]Well you've got opportunity
[00:28.36]In this very community
[00:30.65]He's Flim
[00:31.25]He's Flam
[00:32.00]We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
[00:34.86]Traveling salesponies nonpareil
[00:39.37]Nonpa-what?
[00:41.01]Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
[00:44.99]No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
[00:48.89]And that's a new world, with tons of cider
[00:51.47]Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
[00:53.36]More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking
[00:57.75]I doubt that
[00:59.10]So take this opportunity
[01:01.04]In this very community
[01:03.63]He's Flim
[01:04.07]He's Flam
[01:04.72]We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
[01:07.31]Traveling salesponies nonpareil
[01:11.84]I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
[01:15.68]I say, our mode of locomotion
[01:19.71]And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?
[01:23.89]Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
[01:27.87]But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
[01:30.31]Unseen at any time in this big new world
[01:32.15]And that's opportunity
[01:36.34]Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
[01:40.17]The unbelievable
[01:41.27]Unimpeachable
[01:42.32]Indispensable
[01:43.41]I-can't-believe-able
[01:44.46]Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
[01:50.64]What d'you say, sister?
[01:52.04]Oh, we got opportunity
[01:54.15]In this very community
[01:56.64]Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam
[01:58.84]With your Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
[02:01.94]Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
[02:11.02]Uh, sure, I guess
[02:12.56]Opportunity, in our community
[02:14.75]Ready, Flim?
[02:15.15]Ready, Flam?
[02:15.82]Let's bing bang zam!
[02:17.22]And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
[02:21.16]Cider, cider, cider, cider
[02:25.21]Watch closely, my friends!
[02:27.32]The fun begins!
[02:30.14]Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!
[02:41.68]Feel free to take a sneak peek!
[02:45.31]Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
[02:47.60]You went and over-sold it!
[02:49.54]I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
[02:53.43]For the very most important ingredient
[02:55.66]Can't be added or done expedient
[02:57.75]And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!
[03:01.33]Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up
[03:05.49]You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup
[03:09.72]Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best
[03:13.87]So whaddaya say then, Apples?
[03:16.11]Care to step into the modern world
[03:17.76]And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
[03:20.48]Cider, cider, cider, cider
[03:23.91]What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!
[03:32.67]We're saying you've got
[03:34.56]Opportunity
[03:35.80]In this very community
[03:37.97]He's Flim, he's Flam
[03:39.47]We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
[03:41.96]Traveling salesponies nonpareil!