(Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la la la la...)
Oh my God it's here,
This awful time of year.
How I hate the snow is falling
The neighbors bragging 'bout the gifts they're getting.
A cheer, they sing,
letting in the guests now.
You're getting K'mart clothes
And then, and then
I had a revelation
This is my cares
and sew their lips clean shut with fear.
Because this Christmas
I'll burn it to the ground
This Christmas
Santa's skipping town
This Christmas
Everything will change
When they see the flames
This Christmas Day
Christmas lights alive
Lighting up the night
Meanwhile I'm inside my room
conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes
Tonight, tonight
I have to do it right now
So I will strike when all's asleep
And creep, sneaking through your chimney
Saint Nick is scarred for now
Up on the housetop gifts are mine
Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye
Because this Christmas
I'll burn it to the ground
This Christmas
Santa's skipping town
This Christmas
Everything will change
When they see the flames
This Christmas Day
Only make fun of me will you?
Well I'll show you what true misery feels like
You see? As my idol once said,
Everything burns and everyone look ouside your window
I have a surprise for you
Imagine this
One thousand gifts
And sixteen trees all in a heap
In a cold sack I strike my match
And I trace the trail of gasoline
This Christmas
I'm making this cane
This Christmas
With a crying chance
This Christmas
Because this Christmas
I'll burn it to the ground
This Christmas
Santa's skipping town
This Christmas
Everything will change
When they see the flames
This Christmas Day