[00:00.300](Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
[00:03.747]Fa la la la la la la la la.
[00:07.197]Tis the season to be jolly,
[00:10.581]Fa la la la la la la la...)
[00:17.695]Oh my God it's here,
[00:19.690]This awful time of year.
[00:22.500]How I hate the snow is falling
[00:25.108]The neighbors bragging 'bout the gifts they're getting.
[00:28.869]A cheer, they sing,
[00:29.938]letting in the guests now.
[00:31.645]You're getting K'mart clothes
[00:33.885]And then, and then
[00:34.925]I had a revelation
[00:36.744]This is my cares
[00:38.282]and sew their lips clean shut with fear.
[00:42.924]Because this Christmas
[00:47.452]I'll burn it to the ground
[00:49.779]This Christmas
[00:52.877]Santa's skipping town
[00:54.702]This Christmas
[00:57.900]Everything will change
[01:00.425]When they see the flames
[01:02.296]This Christmas Day
[01:10.604]Christmas lights alive
[01:13.074]Lighting up the night
[01:15.605]Meanwhile I'm inside my room
[01:17.800]conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes
[01:21.943]Tonight, tonight
[01:22.997]I have to do it right now
[01:24.736]So I will strike when all's asleep
[01:27.322]And creep, sneaking through your chimney
[01:29.862]Saint Nick is scarred for now
[01:32.005]Up on the housetop gifts are mine
[01:34.513]Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye
[01:38.723]Because this Christmas
[01:43.144]I'll burn it to the ground
[01:45.275]This Christmas
[01:48.420]Santa's skipping town
[01:50.304]This Christmas
[01:53.484]Everything will change
[01:55.948]When they see the flames
[01:57.865]This Christmas Day
[02:06.888]Only make fun of me will you?
[02:08.870]Well I'll show you what true misery feels like
[02:11.656]You see? As my idol once said,
[02:14.542]Everything burns and everyone look ouside your window
[02:18.897]I have a surprise for you
[02:21.538]Imagine this
[02:23.528]One thousand gifts
[02:25.331]And sixteen trees all in a heap
[02:29.145]In a cold sack I strike my match
[02:32.945]And I trace the trail of gasoline
[02:39.899]This Christmas
[02:41.708]I'm making this cane
[02:43.814]This Christmas
[02:45.353]With a crying chance
[02:47.586]This Christmas
[02:58.506]Because this Christmas
[03:02.704]I'll burn it to the ground
[03:04.954]This Christmas
[03:08.023]Santa's skipping town
[03:09.847]This Christmas
[03:13.017]Everything will change
[03:15.561]When they see the flames
[03:17.436]This Christmas Day