Groundhog Day

Song Groundhog Day
Artist Eminem
Album The Marshall Mathers LP 2 (Deluxe)

Lyrics

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[00:00.00] What is a nightmare?
[00:02.38] The dictionary tells us it is a terrifying dream
[00:04.95] A nightmare (A nightmare, a nightmare, a nightmare)
[00:07.33]
[00:07.84] I used to think I had bad luck, but I wasn't superstitious
[00:10.46] Till one day I grew suspicious,
[00:12.05] When I stepped on a crack on Aunt Edna's stoop
[00:13.76] And got pooped on by a group of stupid pigeons
[00:16.73] Then we flew the coop to Michigan to start a new be-ditching
[00:18.89] Missouri from Michigan didn't work
[00:21.40] So we moved back to Missouri from Michigan
[00:23.76] From Missouri back to Michigan
[00:25.28] Someone put me out my misery, I can't do this again
[00:27.39] Mom please stick to a decision
[00:29.79] Discipline, last thing I wanna' do is listen
[00:31.94] She's like Lex Luthor, bitch, her rules are krypton-ite
[00:34.20] To the walls and I've lost my power to see through them bitches
[00:37.51] But I run into them, running through the kitchen
[00:39.15] Pretending to be blind, Superman
[00:41.31] 'Cause I had no supervision
[00:42.56] But I did have a super power though
[00:45.07] I could turn into invisible kid
[00:47.02] Disappear out of sight, like a true magician
[00:49.13] And one day uncle Ronnie brought over this new, but different
[00:52.00] Music into the picture and it become my new religion
[00:54.16] "I remember it clearly, even today"
[00:57.34] Move back to Michigan again, to live with my Grandma Ned
[01:01.03] Always itchin' for something to do, was flipping
[01:03.43] Through the radio stations one day and discovered this DJ who was mixing
[01:06.24] I say it to this day, if you ain't listened to the the wizard
[01:09.78] You ain't have a fucking clue what you was missing
[01:11.84] I'd zone out with my headphones, all I remember doing's wishing
[01:14.65] For shoes, Fuck them stupid Pumas bitch, it's all about them new edition
[01:18.57] shoes
[01:19.17] You get them LL Cool J coolin' systems
[01:20.67] Think I finally maneuvered to 8 Mile and Hoover
[01:23.28] And somehow I saw my future is in this that's how I know my mission
[01:25.90] Little boom box boomin', spitting
[01:28.06] Practicing numerous rhythms
[01:30.38] When I sit in my room envisioning my dreams come true for wishin'
[01:32.33] I remember Proof would visit
[01:34.18] Couldn't wait to play him my new shit, he'd go complete ballistic
[01:37.00] Go through the roof for his shit
[01:38.20] It's like we knew the instant
[01:39.80] We touched a mic that both of us two existed to do this shit
[01:41.90] Never quit, too persistent
[01:44.11]
[01:44.61] Started a group of misfits
[01:48.38] Proof had a proposition
[01:49.49] If we all brand together, there ain't no stopping this shit
[01:52.64] Come up with aliases, bipolar opposites and
[01:54.40] Be ready to come off the top as sharp position
[01:58.18] If you got dissed at the shop 'cause if they caught you slippin'
[02:00.88] They'd take your spot if someone got to rippin' you
[02:02.95] And you forgot your written
[02:04.61] Opportunity knocked us once, it ain't knocking again
[02:07.37] It tried ding dong ditching shit
[02:08.73] I fucking got that bitch in a headlock
[02:10.24] Cut off his oxygen slim
[02:12.39] Snot forgin' like cocksuckers and rocks in the wind
[02:14.90] Now I got my pot to piss in
[02:16.23] Spottin' the top of this chain
[02:17.69] Cuppin' over the opposition
[02:19.15] Lookin' like a dog that's pissin'
[02:20.60] Wake up on the competition
[02:21.97] Promise incomplete
[02:23.34] Diamond and Sugar Ray Robinson
[02:24.84] I'm in a league Muhammad's in
[02:26.10] Ali's my colleague bombin' them probably
[02:27.86] Probably end up on top of them
[02:29.27] Stomping them like Adomakin
[02:30.53] I'm rushing like your cranium LaDainian Tomlinson
[02:34.12] Flow vomits in your face
[02:35.88] Competitors fall at my waist
[02:37.67] You spit a rhyme, I spit in a rhyme's face
[02:40.03] So name the time, place
[02:41.39] To battle bitch I'm still in that mind state
[02:43.44] Don't make me step on you and make you wine grapes
[02:45.70] Cry babies, maybe my way that I use words is loose
[02:49.03] But you turds better be careful how you choose yours
[02:51.62] 'Cause feelings scar but egos bruise worse
[02:54.66] And the truth hurts, shit no wonder you're sore losers
[02:57.13] Now wish you pink birds, ooh no more drippin' in bird shit,
[03:01.08] This songs a self empowerment surgeon
[03:03.23] Words of encouragement but discourage any rappers the rap games God
[03:06.63] But the name's not James Todd, I'm just a wordsmith
[03:09.13] So let these words lift
[03:10.87] 'Cause all I got is bars for you dumbbells
[03:12.78] And doors ain't working out
[03:14.29] Each verse is more merciless than the first
[03:16.76] As you ain't got to wear no shoes and shirt in this beast to get served
[03:20.69] Blood thirst, revenge of the nerds
[03:21.53]
[03:23.05] (They shall not escape my vengeance)
[03:23.99]
[03:24.79] And I'm the kid with them ears like Dumbo's gone
[03:26.40] With the uncle Ron I'm turning into an non-humble Don
[03:28.85] You blind dumbos, all I got is dick for you to crumble on
[03:32.20] So stop the show, but I need a drum roll for I go on
[03:34.97] Better back away from the front row, get lunch, I'm
[03:37.49] Bigger than Dikembe Mutombo on the fucking jumbo tron
[03:41.10] I'm a juggernaut, you do not wanna crumble, you bambacluts
[03:44.61] I'll leave you stretched out, like a fucking yarn
[03:46.91] So mow the fucking lawn, your asses are blades of grass
[03:50.58] And I'm fucking up this whole landscape of rap
[03:52.64] The goat just ate eight acres, and ate the vet
[03:55.84] Who just make a path and take you straight to your favorite rapper
[03:58.80] Oh look, my notebook with smoke cook
[04:02.42] Like the flow stood a foot over the flame on the stove, soot
[04:05.43] It's hard to breath floating like oak wood was burning
[04:07.44] Return of the no good and I wont (quit)
[04:10.25]
[04:16.99] And a gauntlet, with a chain henge, its like a groundhogs day
[04:22.75] So crowd around y'all, 'cause you may, see about y'all hey