[00:00.00] 作曲 : Michael Bradley/Damian O'Neill
[00:13.56]Now I've got a cousin called
[00:15.21]Kevin He's sure to go to heaven
[00:19.89]Always spotless clean and neat
[00:22.77]The smoothest you can get them
[00:25.41]He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
[00:28.53]My ma said they cost a packet
[00:32.85]She won't even let me explain
[00:34.44]That me and
[00:35.73]Kevin were just not the same
[00:37.71]Oh my perfect cousin
[00:40.68]What I like to do he doesn't
[00:44.10]He's his family's private joy
[00:46.71]His mothers little golden boy
[00:51.12]He's gotta degree in economics
[00:54.12]Maths - physics and bionics
[00:56.61]He thinks that
[00:59.13]I'm a cabbage
[01:00.27]Cos I hate university challenge
[01:03.72]Even at the age of ten
[01:06.03]Smart boy
[01:06.60]Kevin was a smart boy then
[01:09.54]He always beat me at
[01:10.98]Subbuteo Cos he flicked the kick
[01:14.01]And I didn't know
[01:15.36]Oh my perfect cousin ..
[01:47.88]His mother bought him a synthesizer
[01:50.82]Got the Human
[01:51.51]League into advise her
[01:52.41]Now he's making lots of noise
[01:57.18]Playing along with the art school boys
[02:00.15]Girls try to attract his attention
[02:02.88]But what a shame it's in vain total rejection
[02:06.27]He will never be left on the shelf
[02:08.85]Cos Kevin he's in love with himself
[02:16.59]Oh my perfect cousin ...