[00:10.66]Last night I told ya I loved ya
[00:13.17]Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
[00:15.62]I genuinely thought I was dying
[00:17.90]And I could see that smile you were hiding
[00:20.30]Last night I told ya I need ya
[00:22.79]That's the last time I drink tequila
[00:25.40]Super lemon and his psychic sulking
[00:27.78]I start crying and verbally assaulting
[00:30.30]Last night I asked you to marry me
[00:32.87]That's when I remembered the brandy
[00:35.45]I wake up and claim I didn't say it
[00:37.90]Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
[00:40.15]Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
[00:42.51]Drinking too much and socially smoking
[00:45.10]Wish I could stop, start to behave and
[00:47.38]Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
[00:50.11]Last night police had to frisk me
[00:52.36]In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey
[00:55.11]Whoops, I think I said too much like
[00:57.26]Do u like my bracelets
[00:58.96]Oh wait, there handcuffs
[01:00.34]So last night I said I want your babies
[01:02.55]Forget that ice is much nicer than baileys
[01:05.23]I drink that much that I forget
[01:07.20]Of every embarrassing thing that I say next
[01:09.47]He said I got on one knee and there's no way
[01:11.94]Unless I've been drinking
[01:13.54]Oh yeah, roseys
[01:14.98]Sailor jerrys why ya think I drunk a ship full
[01:17.40]Please, please someone provide me a dis bro
[01:19.97]Last night I called you a loser
[01:22.27]I think that was after flaming Zambooka
[01:24.80]I shouted at you "do me a favour"
[01:27.31]And that's when I fell off the pavement
[01:29.44]Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
[01:31.91]Drinking too much and socially smoking
[01:34.33]Wish I could stop, start to behave and
[01:36.84]Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
[01:39.64]cos I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
[01:41.63]Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
[01:44.78]Do a last shot and know when to stop
[01:46.39]No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
[01:49.11]Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
[01:51.54]Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people
[01:54.32]Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
[01:56.95]But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend
[01:59.50]I wish I could stop cos I'm not joking
[02:01.53]I love drinking too much and socially smoking
[02:04.80]I don't really want to learn to behave amen
[02:06.90]And I, hey, just missed another day again