[00:55.500]I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.
[01:01.500]She showed me her room, isn't it good, Norwegian wood?
[01:08.220]She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
[01:15.500]So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.
[01:22.500]I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine.
[01:29.500]We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed."
[02:03.320]She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
[02:10.360]I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
[02:18.500]And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown.
[02:24.320]So I lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian wood.