[00:04.469]It's a god-awful small affair
[00:08.671]To the girl with the mousy hair
[00:12.384]And her mummy is yelling, "No!"
[00:16.331]And her father has told her to go
[00:20.067]But her friend is nowhere to be seen
[00:23.972]Now she walks through her sunken dream
[00:27.683]To the seat with the clearest view
[00:31.506]And she's hooked to the silver screen
[00:35.670]But the film is a saddening bore
[00:39.347]For she's lived it ten times or more
[00:43.047]It's about to be writ again
[00:47.038]As they ask her to focus on
[00:49.201]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[00:53.821]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[00:59.170]It's the freakiest show
[01:02.893]Take a look at the lawman
[01:05.925]Beating up the wrong guy
[01:08.352]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[01:13.833]He's in the best - selling show
[01:17.659]Is there life on Mars?
[01:41.473]It's on America's tortured brow
[01:45.311]That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
[01:49.275]Now the workers have struck for fame
[01:53.849]'Cause Lennon's on sale again
[01:56.976]See the mice in their million hordes
[02:00.999]From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
[02:04.716]Rule Britannia is out of bounds
[02:08.711]To my mother, my dog, and clowns
[02:12.486]But the film is a saddening bore
[02:16.279]'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
[02:19.835]It's about to be writ again
[02:23.789]As I ask you to focus on
[02:26.099]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[02:30.258]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[02:35.836]It's the freakiest show
[02:39.718]Take a look at the lawman
[02:42.736]Beating up the wrong guy
[02:44.929]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[02:50.441]He's in the best - selling show
[02:54.360]Is there life on Mars?