[00:10.30]It's a god-awful small affair
[00:14.27]To the girl with the mousy hair
[00:18.14]But her mummy is yelling "No"
[00:22.27]And her daddy has told her to go
[00:26.43]But her friend is nowhere to be seen
[00:30.29]Now she walks through her sunken dream
[00:34.57]To the seat with the clearest view
[00:38.59]And she's hooked to the silver screen
[00:42.83]But the film is a saddening bore
[00:46.75]'Cause she's lived it ten times or more
[00:50.70]She could spit in the eyes of fools
[00:55.00]As they ask her to focus on
[00:57.84]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[01:02.34]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[01:08.54]It's the freakiest show
[01:12.48]Take a look at the Lawman
[01:16.35]Beating up the wrong guy
[01:18.61]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[01:24.58]He's in the best selling show
[01:28.91]Is there life on Mars?
[01:54.15]It's on America's tortured brow
[01:58.04]That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
[02:02.23]Now the workers have struck for fame
[02:06.64]'Cause Lennon's on sale again
[02:10.35]See the mice in their million hordes
[02:14.36]From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
[02:18.62]Rule Britannia is out of bounds
[02:22.64]To my mother, my dog, and clowns
[02:26.82]But the film is a saddening bore
[02:30.76]'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
[02:34.98]It's about to be writ again
[02:38.62]As I ask you to focus on
[02:41.84]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[02:46.39]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[02:52.63]It's the freakiest show
[02:56.49]Take a look at the Lawman
[03:00.29]Beating up the wrong guy
[03:02.68]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[03:08.65]He's in the best selling show
[03:12.92]Is there life on Mars?