[00:12.05]A tag monkey is the guy that you see in places
[00:15.05]That sell women's clothing and he looks so helpless
[00:18.70]His expression is the one of the faceless
[00:21.56]Character in Ghibli, solo like no siblings
[00:24.51]Why the long mug, staring at his mobile
[00:27.45]Might as well have a bumper sticker on the forehead that read
[00:30.75]Rather be living than living the dead
[00:33.36]His spirit is so low like he drank some lead
[00:36.24]Then his girlfriend comes out of the dressing room, hi
[00:39.29]He has to run up and smile and give a comment or two
[00:42.23]You don't look fat, maybe it's just small on you
[00:45.49]I'll go get another size, you can wait here boo
[00:48.33]Who is this guy you can't look him in the eye
[00:51.64]'Cause tag monkeys don't mix, Catcher in the Rye
[00:54.64]Divide, keep 'em separated or they go wild
[00:57.60]Walking down the mall, you can identify a
[01:00.61]Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey
[01:12.46]Forever 21, Top Shop, H&M, and Zara, the main culprits of a tag monkey saga
[01:19.07]The usual suspects Victoria's Secrets,
[01:22.12]other cosmetic stores, Sephora and Kiel's
[01:25.12]Pop music overload, every hit a house mix,
[01:28.23]you swear you could smack the DJ with a sound FX
[01:31.48]****** stores like urban outfitters get a metro pass,
[01:34.43]never mind the overpriced stuff
[01:37.14]Bed Bath and Beyond, well that's a borderline
[01:40.23]If you're shopping for sheets, then you're knocking the boots
[01:43.24]Otherwise you couldn't care less hanging at a Goodwill or flea market
[01:47.40]Salvation Army rack, probably get the red tag polyester,
[01:51.10] Expendables, Sylvester Sly investor
[01:54.91]If you get your girl to leave home to come to Home Depot
[01:58.26]Bet you can't get her to dance the aisles to to beat though, she's not your
[02:01.89]Tag monkey,a tag monkey,
[02:06.87]You're a tag monkey,a tag monkey
[02:13.50]We've all been there, once innocent and pure,
[02:16.80]thinking a date picking clothes would be
[02:18.47]Fun to endure and wouldn't bruise the ego,
[02:20.98] then one day you catch yourself dreaming about
[02:23.63]Heinekens while staring at the mannequins
[02:26.05]Your inner man panicking that's why you're mad at them
[02:29.14]Old Spice, dos equis macho men wouldn't be caught
[02:32.00]Carrying a handful of random things
[02:34.61]Staring at the ceiling fan like you just hit the snooze button, damn
[02:38.41]Swallow a yawn, the game is on
[02:40.76]Queen to pawn an episode of Breaking Dawn
[02:43.74]She can't choose now it's the shoes
[02:45.99]A freaking zoo win or lose paying dues
[02:49.60]Salute the...
[02:50.14]Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey