Good morning  midnight
This is DJ Crash Crash
And I'm here at the Dark Park Metal Shoppe getting my chrome polished

Y'all here know why we're getting our chrome right

(Cause it won't shine by itself )
It won't shine by itself  right

It won't shine by itself is right
Well tonight  we've got the Electrified Betas throwing

An end-of-the-world cyber freak festival
Some fun sucks for y'all to do
Don't let it break you now

Lookie here  we got the sisters looking good

Shining bright  telling you all about it
Yeah  this is Melanie 45221
And Asada 8550
With the new  new chapter of the Electrified Betas

We will be at the youth auditorium tonight

Along with DJ Crash Crash  and the Wondaland Jam Authority
Female alpha platinums are in for free
Clones and humans welcome after midnight
We're gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest

An atomic kissing contest and much  much more

No bounty hunters allowed
Bring your punk ass up here
Looking for Cyndi Mayweather  and you might get hurt
Woo  That's right  sisters  Power up  power up
Now take us to our next song
This is Cindy's newest jam  "Dance Apocalyptic"
Here at 105 5 WDRD