What happens when the fairer s*x
 Becomes unfair, whatever next?
 And all the time I felt the same about you
 Was never in your hall of fame
 Yeah yeah yeah
 And it was pretty rude
 With talk of flames tattoos
 I don't think that's cool
 And the cards played by you
 S*xually alludes
 With talk of his bathroom
 I had a friend I couldn't help
 I'm sorry my friend I can't help myself
 Yeah yeah yeah
 If I could save the world I would
 But no-one seems to give a f**k
 Yeah yeah yeah
 And the cards played by you
 S*xually alludes
 With talk of his bathroom
 What happens when the fairer s*x
 Treats you unfair, whatever next?
 Yeah yeah yeah