作词 : Thomas Calder
 作曲 : Thomas Calder
 You can never change when you want to, want to
 And people taking shade underneath you, 'neath you
 And pockets full of change, heavy lifting, lifting
 And secrets hung like sails slowly drifting, drifting
 We're out the back
 Where the kids relax
 And the clueless act on their impulse
 Embarrassed lips
 Touching dirty hips
 Making romantic quips seems so useless
 You've never opened a door for me in your life
 She can cook you eggs when she needs to, needs to
 And kiss you on the lips to assure you, 'sure you
 And time comes to a rest for the bad news, bad news
 And she'll be picking ledges beside you, 'side you
 We're out the back
 Where the kids relax
 And the clueless act on their impulse
 Embarrassed lips
 Touching dirty hips
 Making romantic quips seems so useless
 You've never opened a door for me in your life
 And feeling like she loved you more is
 Tragic
 And everything you've ever bought is
 Plastic
 Stuck inside a whole lot of love that you can't ignore