. Puzzles is a place where people go to feel like they belong Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls No we're not Bro! That would be wrong A place where wit and wisdom bloom A place to bang chicks in Ted′s room Not gonna happen We'll talk about it At Puzzles we all fit together On sunny days or stormy weather Pull up a chair and sit for a spell Laughter and share the stories to tell Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home And we bang chicks in Ted's room. .