作曲 : The Dentals
 作词 : The Dentals
 If I must travel far
 I will catch the plane
 Cause walking there by foot
 Would be totally insane
 If I must travel near
 I will take the train
 Cause going there by plane
 Would be totally insane
 I can
 I can cook
 I can sing and I can play the guitar
 But I don't
 I don't know how
 I don't know how to drive a car
 If I just go to town
 I will catch a tram
 Cause if I go by bike
 I might place my exam
 If I would drive a car
 I wouldn't get too far
 But if I take the tram
 There aren't no traffic jam
 I can
 I can cook
 I can sing and I can play the guitar
 But I don't
 I don't know how
 I don't know how to drive a car
 If I just go to town
 I will catch a bus
 Cause last time I was there
 I met
 It was pretty cool
 He said hello to me
 And said that should come
 We should tame Tennessee
 Tennessee is quite far
 How can I get there
 I can not drive a car
 Ann I'm not a millionaire
 Then he said something
 That left me with his car
 Not every idiot knows how to drive a car
 I can
 I can cook
 I can sing and I can play the guitar
 But I don't
 I don't know how
 I don't know how to drive a car