[00:00.00] 作曲 : 巴赫
[00:01.00] 作词 : Daryl Runswick
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[00:04.51]J. S. Bach had a little problem.
[00:10.96]J. S. Bach was in a fix.
[00:17.01]J. S. Bach couldn't find an answer.
[00:26.48]What to do?
[00:37.76]I've written most of a rather fabulous work!
[00:46.95]Toccata, it's in D minor, but now I'm feeling a bit of a jerk.
[00:56.48]I can't think of what should come after it.
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[01:11.10]Now, said his wife, who was resting up after her 33rd child.
[01:29.32]Johann, my dear, you should just go to bed.
[01:42.64]Something always comes up.
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[02:05.29]Don't be a twit!
[02:08.28]It's a real crisis and I'm working to a deadline.
[02:10.89]What can I fit?
[02:13.42]What to fit after the great toccata
[02:16.08]Maybe it needs to be something faster
[02:18.49]I haven't got a clue
[02:19.54]and in a week the piece is due
[02:21.01]I'm in a panic.
[02:25.16]I'm stuck like glue.
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[02:34.62]Don't get your knickers in a twist, Johann,
[02:45.26]'Those are only notes,' you've always said. ‘
[02:58.38]There's only twelve so use your head
[03:05.06]How many arrangements of twelve notes can there possibly be? 12
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[03:14.86]That's a problem I don't want to deal with
[03:17.39]How many permutations on C and D and E and F and G, A, B is a thing that I never heard of.
[03:22.77]You can leave that to Arnold Schönberg
[03:25.40]He is the person to do that twelve-tone thing
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[03:32.16]No! No!
[03:37.05]It isn't the answer, I haven't the foggiest.
[03:45.42]What am I gonna do?
[03:48.92]I'm all in a panic
[03:56.79]Aaah, no.
[04:00.03]What can I do?
[04:06.31]I've finished my toccata but I have no fugue
[04:15.37](Phone ringing)
[04:22.80]Ah... and now I've got the fugue!
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