作词 : Walt Aldridge/Bob Dipiero
 作曲 : Walt Aldridge/Bob Dipiero
I gave two teeth in a teenage brawl
For a girl whose name I can't recall
Then we broke up
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I gave a knee to the football team
Chasing that high school state champ dream
We almost won
I gave junior college almost a year
Then I gave a Greyhound twenty bucks
And that's how I got here
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I gave a beard and a head of hair
To a boot camp corporal with a barber's chair
At Camp LeJeune
I gave Uncle Sam what he bargained for
Twenty-four months  not a minute more
I just didn't fit in
Then I gave a high school friend of mine a call
And we gave a body shop a try
'Til we gave up last fall