Sponge Bob:We all know that the alphabet has twenty six letters
Count'em
You can mix and match to make many nouns and verbs
But if you say the wrong one to your mama
It may upset her
So in bikini bottom we have a word that's preferred
We just say Barnacles!
It's a word that's okay to scream
When you want to let off some steam
And say what you really mean
We just yell Barnacles!
And go on our merry way
Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say
Sandy:The rodeo came to town I went down
Thought I'd try some bull riding
That bovine bucked me off of his back with one mighty heave
The judges found after I hit the ground and I finished climbing
From under my cowgirl hat came some words
That they couldn't believe
Now I say Barnacles!
It's a word that I heard down here
It's easier on the ear
Makes your troubles disappear
When you say Barnacles!
All the livelong day
Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say
Sponge Bob:It's the best thing that you've ever heard
Plankton:It's a marvelous magical word
Sponge Bob:When you stub your toe
Both:Barnacles!
Plankton:When your bomb won't blow
Both:Barnacles!
Mr.Krabs:When you lose your dough
Both:Barnacles! Barnacles!
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Sponge Bob:It's the best thing that you've ever heard
Both:It's a marvelous magical word
Mr.Krabs:I got hip to an investment tip
Thought I'd play the stock market
My broker would not steer me wrong
He's a real sharp guy
What a trick
Get rich quick
So I dug way down deep in me pocket
Branacles I exclaimed as I kissed my assets goodbye
So just say Barnacles!
When you at the end of your rope
Sponge Bob:Don't you sit around and mope
Plankton:Or get your mouth washed out with soap
Sponge Bob:Simply say Barnacles!
And go on your merry way
Barnacles is the way we say what they say
Both:Barnacles is the way when you have a bad day
Sponge Bob:Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say
Both:Barnacles!