[00:00.595]A fine romance, with no kisses
[00:23.954]A fine romance, my friend this is
[00:31.922]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:37.610]But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
[00:45.514]A fine romance, you won't nestle
[00:54.570]A fine romance, you won't wrestle
[01:02.595]I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
[01:08.066]I haven't got a chance
[01:11.922]This is a fine romance
[01:16.146]A fine romance, my good fellow
[01:56.738]You take romance, I'll take jello
[02:04.676]You're calmer than the seals
[02:07.777]In the Arctic Ocean
[02:11.170]At least they flap their fins
[02:15.513]To express emotion
[02:19.353]A fine romance with no quarrels
[02:28.057]With no insults and all morals
[02:36.097]I've never mussed the crease
[02:38.713]In your blue serge pants
[02:41.920]I never get the chance
[02:45.633]This is a fine romance