Snoop Doggy Dogg:
One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know about to rip *******t up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "G" thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out ******s so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
from a young G's perspective
And before me dig out a ******* I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't with that *******t, Lieutenant
Ain't no ******* good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Holyfield
And now you hooka's and ho's know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

Dr. Dre and Snoop:
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
S: Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom

Dr. Dre:
Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in
But I damn near got caught, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a producer who can rap and control the maestro
At the same time with the **** rhyme that I kick
You know, and I know, I flow some ol' funky *******t
to add to my collection, the selection
symbolizes ****, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homey Snoop Dogg came to do

Dr. Dre and Snoop:
It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
D: And who gives a ****** about hoes?
S: So just chill, til the next episode...

Snoop Doggy Dogg:
Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified gangsta lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batcha' collard greens
It's the capital S, oh yes I'm fresh, N double-O P
D O double-G Y, D O double-G, ya see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Pimpin' hoes and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some mutha******' G *******t
(Hell yeah) So Dre... (Whattup Dogg?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Compton!)

Dr. Dre:
It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
Mobbin' like a muh'******a, but I ain't lynchin'
Droppin' the funky *******t that's makin' the sucka ******s mumble
When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My mutha******' homie Doggy Dogg has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'ma continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if yo ******* talk *******t, I'll have to put the smack down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
C-O-M-P-T-O-N, and the city they call Long Beach
Puttin' the *******t together
Like my ****** D.O.C., "No One Can Do It Better"

Dr. Dre and Snoop:
Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
D: And who gives a ****** about hoes?
S: So just chill, 'til the next episode...