[00:00.00] 作词 : Dewese
[00:30.12]Three days later, go see the doctor...
[00:42.27] I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
[00:46.14] Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
[00:48.63] I saw a little lady so neet and petite
[00:51.48] So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
[00:54.00] So I asked this lady could I take her out
[00:56.64] We could wine and dine and we could talk about
[00:59.25] The birds and the bees in my waterbed
[01:01.98] And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
[01:04.65] We continued to talk, and before you knew it
[01:07.47] We were at my house and it was time to do it
[01:10.29] As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
[01:12.96] Ran outside and told all my boys
[01:15.45] I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
[01:18.36] They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
[01:21.00] The poontang was **** and you know that I rocked her
[01:23.73] But three days later, go see the doctor
[01:36.99] I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
[01:39.78] She felt so good, hugged me so tight
[01:42.42] I said "Good night"
[01:46.74] Three days later...
[01:48.06] Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
[01:50.76] Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
[01:53.25] I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
[01:55.92] I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
[01:58.65] The madder I got, the more I reminice
[02:01.29] Why is my thing thing burning like this?
[02:03.78] Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
[02:06.78] I just couldn't wait to rock her world
[02:09.24] I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
[02:12.24]What have I done stuck my dick in?
[02:14.82] Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
[02:17.67] Calls her Mrs. Microwave
[02:19.92] Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
[02:22.62] The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
[02:25.29] But the poontang was **** and you know that I rocked her
[02:28.23] But three days later, go see the doctor
[03:39.75] I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
[03:43.26] He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
[03:45.99] I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
[03:48.78] Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
[03:51.36] He turned and said in a real deep voice
[03:54.51] "Have it your way, if that's your choice
[03:56.82] And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
[03:59.76] But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
[04:02.22] Extending from the middle of your body
[04:04.95] And the next time you see your cute hottie
[04:07.35] You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
[04:10.23] Is just kick her, so go take karate"
[04:12.87] As I turned around to receive my injection
[04:15.90] I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
[04:18.51] If I see another girl and I get an erection
[04:21.39] I'm walking in the other direction
[04:23.97] Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance
[04:26.28] So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
[04:29.13] And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
[04:31.89] Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor