[00:00.77]Bowling For Soup - No Hablo Ingles
[00:02.15]Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!
[00:05.23]You-you-you-you-you!
[00:07.29]Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro!
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[00:15.12]My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her
[00:19.57]"No hablo Ingles"
[00:22.62]Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over
[00:27.27]"No hablo Ingles"
[00:29.12]A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar
[00:33.89]"No hablo Ingles"
[00:36.12]Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
[00:41.24]"No hablo Ingles"
[00:43.15](One!)
[00:44.04]When I'm not feeling it!
[00:44.48](Two!)
[00:45.51]When someone's full of shit!
[00:46.60](Three!)
[00:47.24]When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar!
[00:50.62]To make a getaway
[00:51.95]It's all you've gotta say!
[00:53.74](Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
[00:56.24]"No hablo Ingles!"
[00:59.64]"No hablo Ingles!"
[01:01.44](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[01:03.27]"No hablo Ingles!"
[01:06.36]"No hablo Ingles!"
[01:08.28](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[01:11.51]My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie
[01:16.59]"No hablo Ingles"
[01:18.43]Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
[01:23.56]"No hablo Ingles"
[01:25.60]My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday
[01:30.69]"No hablo Ingles"
[01:32.66]A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"
[01:37.55]... He no hablo Ingles
[01:39.64](One!)
[01:40.22]So many different uses!
[01:41.65](Two!)
[01:42.39]You don't need no excuses!
[01:43.26](Three!)
[01:43.51]It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade!
[01:47.19]The perfect getaway!
[01:48.48]It's all you've gotta say!
[01:50.21](Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
[01:52.75]"No hablo Ingles!"
[01:56.01]"No hablo Ingles!"
[01:57.59](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[01:59.79]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:03.04]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:04.86](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[02:15.15]Did you brush your teeth!?
[02:16.62](No hablo Ingles!)
[02:18.37]Where'd you leave your pants!?
[02:20.11](No hablo Ingles!)
[02:21.64]Did you feed the fish!?
[02:23.55](No hablo Ingles!)
[02:25.28]Do you like my band!?
[02:27.42]... Wait, don't answer that
[02:31.49]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:33.06](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[02:34.93]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:38.42]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:40.02](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[02:42.12]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:43.81]Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
[02:45.79]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:47.09](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[02:47.94]Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
[02:49.50]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:50.79]Hey! how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet!?
[02:52.81]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:54.04](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[02:55.53]... Can I borrow that beer?
[02:56.81]"No hablo Ingles!"
[02:58.72]HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[02:59.72]"No hablo Ingles!"
[03:00.46]"No hablo Ingles!"
[03:02.34](Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[03:03.96]"No hablo Ingles!"
[03:06.91]"No hablo Ingles!"
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