[00:05.534]There's a place where everyone can be happy.
[00:09.390]It's the most beautiful place in the whole ******* world.
[00:12.265]It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo-choo trains,
[00:15.646]And the meanest little boys and the most innocent little girls,
[00:18.700]And you know I wish that I could got there.
[00:21.606]It's a road that I have not found.
[00:24.389]And I wish you the best of luck, dear.
[00:27.417]Drop a card or letter to my side of town.
[00:30.952]Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend,
[00:33.937]But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and
[00:36.986]You... painted my entire world.
[00:42.749]But I... don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled.
[00:48.921]And I won't forget it.
[00:57.518]There's a place where everyone can be right,
[00:59.041]Even though you remain determined to be opposed.
[01:02.971]Admittance requires no qualifications:
[01:06.243]It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes.
[01:09.589]So please try not to be impatient,
[01:12.565]For we all hate standing in line.
[01:15.764]And when the farm is good and bought, you'll be there without a thought,
[01:18.729]And eternity, my friend, is a long ******* time.
[01:22.013]Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend,
[01:24.624]But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and
[01:28.049]You... painted my entire world.
[01:34.161]But I... don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled.
[01:41.190]And I won't forget it.