Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She's a sticky fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry uncle
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back
Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she'll stick 'em up down under and go pick pocket Perth
She put the Miss in Misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Oh tell me where in the world is oh tell me where can she be?
Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bail, Ohio, Oahu
Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation
She's a double dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?