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[00:04.86]This is a love song.
[00:07.74]Your love for me is not debatable
[00:11.92]Your sexual appetite's insatiable
[00:16.03]You never ever make me waitable
[00:19.40]Delectable, inflatable you.
[00:25.37]You don't have problems with your weight at all
[00:30.04]You never steal food off my plate at all
[00:34.25]I never have to masturbate at all
[00:38.07]Unstoppable, inflatable you.
[00:43.52]You never seem to menstruate at all
[00:47.54]So you're not angry when I'm late at all
[00:51.71]I feel permanently fallatable
[00:55.53]Unpoppable, inflatable you.
[01:00.74]With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
[01:08.42]With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
[01:15.33]In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
[01:21.01]We could just float forever whatever the weather
[01:24.89]Whenever my inflatable lover's around.
[01:29.95]Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
[01:34.06]You always do what you are toldable
[01:38.02]And if we argue you just foldable
[01:41.84]Controllable consolable you.
[01:46.09]My mates all reckon you are suitable
[01:50.22]I took you around to watch the footable
[01:54.37]And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
[01:57.87]Refutable, commutable you.
[02:02.44]You're never sensitive or tickly
[02:06.66]When I rub you my skin goes prickly
[02:10.63]It's know as static electricity
[02:14.21]Felicity when I'm kissing you.
[02:19.87]Your skin is so smooth
[02:22.83]I couldn't afford you with hair
[02:27.65]You have all the holes real girls have got
[02:31.69]plus one for the air
[02:36.04]Your problems are simple,
[02:38.26]I don't need my Masters in Psych
[02:41.62]To know if you get down I just perk you right up
[02:45.23]With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.
[02:50.43]You never wake up when I snore at all
[02:53.90]A trait which I find quite adorable
[02:57.38]You have a box and you are storable
[03:00.30]Ignorable, back-doorable you.
[03:06.81]Any sexual position's feasible
[03:10.47]Although you don't bend at the knees at all
[03:14.02]Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
[03:17.19]Increasable, un-creasable you.
[03:20.75]You don't complain about my hairy back
[03:24.27]Or about the inches that downstairs I lack
[03:28.34]You're not disgusted by my furry crack
[03:33.11]Burt Bacharach...
[03:35.22]Jack Kerouac...
[03:38.09]Oooo...
[03:40.64]Now birth control is not an issue
[03:44.15]I clean it all off with a tissue
[03:48.06]I bet my jealous friends all wish you
[03:51.33]Were insatiably inflatably theirs.
[05:22.92]Don't let me down.
[05:26.69]Don't let me down.
[05:29.95]Don't let me down.
[05:32.81]And I won't let you down.