Damn that television, what a bad picture
Don't get upset, it's not a major disaster
There's nothing on tonight, he said, I don't know what's the matter
Nothing's ever on, she said, so I don't know why you bother
We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many times
People fighting over little things, and wasting precious time
They might be better off I think, the way it seems to me
Making up their own shows, which might be better than TV
Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations
Bob is on the street today, scouting up locations
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped saved their relationship
And made it work again
Their show gets real high ratings, they think they have a hit
There might even be a spin off, but they're not sure 'bout that
If they ever watch TV again, it'd be too soon for them
Bob never yells about the picture now, he's having too much fun
Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations
Bob is on the street today, he's scouting up locations
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save their relationship
And made it work again
So think about this little scene, apply it to you life
If your work isn't what you love, then something isn't right
Just look at Bob and Judy, they're happy as can be
Inventing situations, putting them on TV
Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations
Bob is on the street today, he's having a vacation
They've enlisting all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save the relationship
And made it work again