We drive all night through rain, We drive a van that's plain, You'll never believe who's in it. We come from miles afar, We hang in smokey bars, 17th smoke is in it. Big boobs and balls-out crowds, Your sister's screaming loud, Movin' her pelvis to it. We're shouting on the stage, Expelling senseless rage, The taxi'll take you to it. My hands are feeling skinned, I want to be let in, Heard some good things about it. Our buzz won't let us be, We've got to be set free, Kickin the bass'll do it. A beer bong set you straight, My stomach's so irate, B-linen for the toilet. Come back a brand new soul, Stuffin' a different hole, Partyin' peeps'll do it. The beat is kickin in, We've got a second wind, Stuffin z-nose with bullet. Although it's getting late, There's something on your plate, The waitress'll bring you to it.