From the ice age to the dole age There is just one concern And I have just discovered: Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers As Anthony said to Cleopatra As he opened a crate of ale: Oh I say Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers On the shop floor, there's a calendar As obvious as snow As if we didn't know Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others And some girls mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers Send me the pillow The one that you dream on Send me the pillow The one that you dream on And I'll send you mine