[00:02.576]cause he gets up in the morning,
[00:05.778]And he goes to work at nine,
[00:08.324]And he comes back home at five-thirty,
[00:11.177]Gets the same train every time.
[00:13.840]cause his world is built round punctuality,
[00:18.293]It never fails.
[00:20.168]And hes oh,so good,
[00:22.955]And hes oh,so fine,
[00:25.861]And hes oh,so healthy,
[00:28.475]In his body and his mind.
[00:31.655]Hes a well respected man about town,
[00:35.326]Doing the best things so conservatively.
[00:39.703]And his mother goes to meetings,
[00:44.59]While his father pulls the maid,
[00:46.519]And she stirs the tea with councilors,
[00:50.63]While discussing foreign trade,
[00:52.559]And she passes looks,as well as bills
[00:56.181]At every suave young man
[00:58.671]cause hes oh,so good,
[01:01.771]And hes oh,so fine,
[01:04.363]And hes oh,so healthy,
[01:07.463]In his body and his mind.
[01:10.411]Hes a well respected man about town,
[01:14.67]Doing the best things so conservatively.
[01:19.974]And he likes his own backyard,
[01:22.830]And he likes his fags the best,
[01:25.618]cause hes better than the rest,
[01:27.681]And his own sweat smells the best,
[01:31.302]And he hopes to grab his fathers loot,
[01:34.726]When pater passes on.
[01:36.956]cause hes oh,so good,
[01:40.182]And hes oh,so fine,
[01:42.830]And hes oh,so healthy,
[01:46.18]In his body and his mind.
[01:48.928]Hes a well respected man about town,
[01:52.466]Doing the best things so conservatively.
[01:57.274]and he plays at stocks and shares,
[02:01.280]And he goes to the regatta,
[02:04.24]And he adores the girl next door,
[02:07.163]cause hes dying to get at her,
[02:10.237]But his mother knows the best about
[02:13.41]The matrimonial stakes.
[02:14.113]cause hes oh,so good,
[02:18.649]And hes oh,so fine,
[02:21.549]And hes oh,so healthy,
[02:24.349]In his body and his mind.
[02:27.521]Hes a well respected man about town,
[02:31.217]Doing the best things so conservatively.