[00:10.53]I'm dancing on the White House lawn
[00:13.86]Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn
[00:18.18]Hanging round the gardens of Babylon
[00:23.34]Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up
[00:27.03]She gets more fan mail than the Pope
[00:30.96]She takes the mickey out of all my phobias
[00:34.77]Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia
[00:40.59]Life is a minestrone
[00:41.67]Served up with parmesan cheese
[00:45.99]Death is a cold Lasagne
[00:52.56]Suspended in deep freeze
[01:14.70]I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa
[01:18.15]Had an eyeful of the tower in France
[01:22.29]I'm hanging round the gardens of Madison
[01:27.93]And the seat of learning
[01:28.83]And the flush of success
[01:31.38]Relieves a constipated mind
[01:35.37]I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner
[01:39.24]A fitting menu for a dilettante
[01:41.01]Life is a minestrone
[01:46.77]Served up with parmesan cheese
[01:50.43]Death is a cold Lasagne
[01:57.06]Suspended in deep freeze
[03:02.79]Love is a fire of flaming brandy
[03:06.78]Upon a crepe suzette
[03:10.29]Let's get this romance cooking, honey
[03:14.07]But let us not forget
[03:15.60]Life is a minestrone
[03:21.09]Served up with parmesan cheese
[03:25.08]Death is a cold Lasagne
[03:46.65]Suspended in deep freeze