[00:05.521]Alright baby girl, let me sing it to you
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[00:19.588]You're getting your degree, you're going to college
[00:22.870]I'm making music hoping that Kanye puts me on
[00:26.571]But if I don't make it baby, would you be mad at me
[00:30.454]If I just chilled at home as your stay-home daddy?
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[00:34.482]Come on, I'll make you coffee (coffee), and a bagel (bagel)
[00:38.741]And another bagel (2 bagels)
[00:40.753]Keep on reading that paper, then it's off you go
[00:43.915]Hun you're gonna be late, don't forget your briefcase, drive safe, (peace babe)
[00:49.645]Wake up the kids, toast the toast, put the Raisin Bran up in the bowl
[00:53.038]The toast... did I forget the toast? The toast is toast, damnit I burnt the toast
[00:56.860]Start crying, the kid's like, "Dad what's wrong?" Oh, it's not you, kids
[00:59.981]It's me. I'm just alone... Papa's a little bit stressed out, f**k!
[01:04.740]Feeling so sensitive, I'm going for a latte, see what's popping at pilates
[01:11.872]Hit up my friends like, "Yo what up man, you tryna have a spa day?"
[01:16.062]The f**k? You're a stay-at-home dad... that's not gay!
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[01:19.987]Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I'll mow the lawn
[01:27.438]Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese I'll bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish)
[01:36.723]Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off JNCOS! FUBU!
[01:44.167]Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay-at-home dad, this is my job
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[01:50.724]You go girl, get that promotion
[01:54.051]I'll be on the sofa, collecting unemployment
[01:57.669]Yelling at the TV, watching Maury Povich
[02:01.524]Quit groping that girl, Maury Povich
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[02:04.920]Who's this Shelly Jones bitch?
[02:06.788]S**t it's 4 o'clock time for Oprah (Oprah)
[02:10.860]The gospel of the Lord, for dads who stay-at-home
[02:14.435]Even though we can't get boners
[02:16.520]We still watch Rachel Ray and Emeril cook lasagna
[02:20.523]Swoopin up the kids from soccer practice (soccer practice)
[02:24.334]Then time for gymnastics, rice crispy treats and wax baggies
[02:29.063]I'm with my kids in the mini-van, listening to NPR
[02:33.338]With the windows down, through the cul-de-sac
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[02:35.881]Then it's homework, dinner time, set the placemats
[02:37.350]Cook, clean, tuck the rugrats in blankets
[02:39.162]Then I lay you down, pop two Cialis, put on Sting
[02:42.821]And go and quench my palette
[02:43.356]Is that douche, or does your cooch just smell like flowers?
[02:48.136]Your feet are calloused, peppermint towlette
[02:51.416]Jasmine pedicure? Scented oil, homeopathic backrub?
[02:54.760]I am Aladdin, your carpet's magic, your wish has been granted (freaky-deeky)
[02:59.435]I would just like to ride your carpet outside of the palace
[03:02.724]Now keep bringing home the "green" baby, and I'll keep on tossin' the salad
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[03:07.904]Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I'll mow the lawn
[03:14.758]Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese I'll bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish)
[03:21.618]Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off JNCOS! FUBU!
[03:29.066]Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay-at-home dad, this is my job
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[03:36.849]Ladies and gentlemen, we have been, conditioned to believe
[03:40.662]That we must fit in a role? Brainwashed by Babylon
[03:45.435]Into thinking our role must match our genitalia, hell to the no
[03:51.311]It's men who go to work, and women raise the children, but I know
[03:55.255]The hardest job is maintaining the household
[03:58.281]So I am doing a back-to-back, no tradebacks, with this briefcase
[04:01.871]For 2010, I am staying at home