Moodring band
Works if you believe
Nothing to count on
Got lost again
And the strings ain't got any jokes to tell
And the singer ain't got the balls to sell
Fake Canadian band
(Benny?) does what it can
Moodring band
Leave the stage and ignore you
The stage hates me and I hate you
My body never excites you
But if you give me love
I'll forgive you
Moodring band
Everybody's got one
Fortune cookie band
My penis pokes pussy