He sets the pace, and we just try to keep up. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage my good friend, David Bowie~ It's a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair And her mummy is yelling 'No' And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen As she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause she's lived it ten times or more It's about to be lived again As they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall O man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy O man, wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? It's on Amerika's tortured brow Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow And the workers have struck for fame 'Cause Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes From Ibeza to the norfolk broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns But the film is a saddening bore Huh, 'cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be written again As I ask you to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall O man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy O man, I wonder if you'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars?