River Euphrates Is longer than you A wandering drag queen A Hasidic Jew River Euphrates At Hollywood and vine A Nubian princess She's drunk all the time River Euphrates Somewhere in space She's watching free cable She digs microwaves River Euphrates Thinks she's a liar I'll love you forever Love me a week River Euphrates You fell like a star Hide you in Mecca Buy you a car River Euphrates You black shiny stone I'll love you forever But you're never home River Euphrates Somewhere in space Watching free cable She digs microwaves [Unverified] there is like no other And only one God And River Euphrates is it And that is her job Oh yeah, alright