Little lady With ding wall's bullshit Oh you're so stupid Fetid brainwaves Little lady What really happens? When you see mirrors You get the shivers Makin' love To the Mersey tunnel With a sausage Have you ever been to Liverpool? Please don't talk much It burns my ears Tonight you talked For a thousand years Plastic's real When you're real sick Tell me what you got To look so pleased about? London lady Why did you lay me? Your head is crowded With the names you've hounded The lines around your eyes They show me You realize the party's over London lady Party's over, London lady