Who lives in a house like this? Who lives in a house like this? In number 69 there lives a transvestite He's a man by day but he's a woman at night There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein Says he's on the chart to start a Third World War Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood At a hundred and ten they haven't paid the rent So there goes the TV with the repo men In 999 they make a living from crime The house is always empty 'cause they're all doing time Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood Who lives in a house like this? Who lives in a house like this? In number 18 there lives a big butch queen He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean In 666 there lives a Mr. Miller He's our local vicar and a serial killer Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood Who lives in a house like this? Who lives in a house like this? They want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scum But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive So you'd better come prepared 'cause they won't take us alive Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood