[00:00.79] Dear Penis,
[00:11.05] I don't think I like you anymore,
[00:15.95] You used to watch me shave,
[00:20.69] Now all u do is stare at the floor.
[00:23.60] Oh dear Penis,
[00:25.26] I don't like you anymore.
[00:29.05] It used to be you and me,
[00:32.71] A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
[00:37.44] That's all we needed to get by.
[00:41.86] Now it seems things have changed,
[00:47.16] I think that your the one to blame.
[00:49.96] Dear Penis,
[00:51.81] I don't like you anymore.
[00:55.26] Now he sings,
[00:56.60] Dear Rodney,
[00:57.10] I don't think I like you anymore,
[01:02.96] 'Cause when u get to drinkin'
[01:07.59] You put me places I've never been before.
[01:11.68] Dear Rodney,
[01:14.03] I dont like you anymore.
[01:16.03] Why can't we just get a grip,
[01:21.17] On our man to hand relationship.
[01:24.47] Come to terms with truly how we feel.
[01:28.45] If we put our heads together,
[01:33.86] We'd just stay home forever.
[01:37.42] Dear Penis,
[01:38.57] I think I like you after all.
[01:41.59] Oh and Rodney,
[01:44.66] While yer shavin',
[01:46.65] Shave my balls.
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