This here's jam for all the fellows
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down 'cause you're overzealous
Play hard to get and females get jealous
Okay smarty, go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showing body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you were
Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes in, people start to dance
But you ate so much, you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking, guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just Bust A Move
You're on a mission, and you're wishing
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Looking for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls, just ugly faces
From frustration, first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
New movies showing, so you're going
Could care less about the fie you're blowing
Thester gets dark just to start the show
Then you spot a fine woman sitting in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says hello
Come sit next to me you fine fellow
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next-hey Bust A Move
In the city, ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Girls are fakin', goodness sake and
They want a man who grings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no woman, and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lying on the beach perpetrating a tan
So that a brother with money can be their man
So on the beach you're strolling-real high rollin'
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with something to prove
So don't just stand there, Bust A Move
Your best friend Harry, has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hoping you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony, you'll be the best man
You say neato, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start te wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinking, then you start blinking
A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks you're kind of cute so she winks back
And now you're feeling kind of firm 'cause the girl is stacked
Receptions jumping, bass is pumping
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumping
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
So don't ust stand there, Bust A Move