[00:17.71]Good morning Miss, can I help you son?
[00:21.10]Sixteen today and up for fun   “
[00:24.71]I'm a big boy now or so they say
[00:26.65]So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
[00:32.58]Box of balloons with the feather-light touch
[00:36.08]Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night
[00:39.92]A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin   “
[00:41.67]Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in
[00:43.97]Welcome to the house of fun
[00:46.21]Now I've come of age
[00:47.70]Welcome to the house of fun
[00:51.21]Welcome to the lion's den
[00:53.44]Temptation's on his way
[00:55.14]Welcome to the house of...
[01:03.95]No no no Miss, you misunderstood “
[01:07.73]Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood
[01:11.63]I'm up to date and the date's today
[01:13.39]So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
[01:15.59]Welcome to the house of fun
[01:17.83]Now I've come of age
[01:19.32]Welcome to the lion's den
[01:21.42]Temptation's on his way
[01:23.07]Welcome to the house of fun
[01:36.21]I'm sorry son but we don't stock  “
[01:39.81]Party gimmicks in this shop
[01:43.51]Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run
[01:47.36]This is a chemist's, not a joke shop
[01:50.25]Party hats, simple enough clear “
[01:53.55]Comprehend savvy understand, do you hear?
[01:56.94]A pack of party hats with the colored tips
[02:01.48]Too late, gorgon heard gossip
[02:04.69]Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay   “
[02:06.54]Many happy returns from the day
[02:08.75]Welcome to the house of fun
[02:10.85]Now I've come of age
[02:12.29]Welcome to the house of fun
[02:16.09]Welcome to the lion's den
[02:18.08]Temptation's on his way
[02:19.79]Welcome to the house of fun
[02:23.48]Welcome to the house of fun
[02:25.68]Now I've come of age
[02:27.23]Welcome to the house of fun
[02:30.82]Welcome to the lion's den
[02:32.82]Temptation's on his way
[02:34.48]Welcome to the house of fun
[02:38.27]Welcome to the house of fun...