Saturday night I’m bringing skills here at the table top 
So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop 
I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan 
Hand me a twenty sided die and I’ll show you who is the man 
Back up with a soda pop 
Rolling doubles all night and I’m feeling hot 
See that I’m getting outta jail free 
Hitting duce 5s yo that’s my free parking 
Feeling pretty dopehat know I’m winning all these games tonight 
Collect 20 bucks from everybody who’s feeling good alright 
Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen 
I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet 
My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists 
Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn’t exist 
I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin 
Think I’m getting all the good treasure? That’s a great assumption 
Back down with the power glove 
For once we’re gonna show this table love 
Turn the TV off and grab some dice 
This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night 
Nobody’s trading with Beefy when we play SOC 
I tell em that I’ve got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me
We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip 
3am but I don’t care my friend yo it’s time for conflict 
Never been a fan of Scrabble 
Words or birds or psychobabble 
Thanks to the net I can beat friends in Portland and Seattle 
We need three days for some RISK 
Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists 
But I sit back I don’t get pissed 
I’ll win cause I’m an optimist 
Game of Life? Don’t waste my time 
I’d rather go back home and rhyme 
I came here for games and friends 
I wipe the smudge up off my lens 
Then I stand up on my seat 
Dispense this knowledge I decree 
That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives