Stacy J. went to the American Idol Audition
Simon said you suck and Randy said you suck
Paula said you got potential to be all right
She took a long train back home that night
Camped in New Jersey
But home wasn’t what Stacy J. auditioned for
So she moved for green at the age of nineteen
She said I’d rather be miserable than just all right
She made her way to the open-mic
The bar tender and me were the ones listening
She played songs for lovers and I think both of them will covers
This only had to stop she was just all right
She said I’m gonna drink a lot tonight
That’s what she did
So I bought her a Whiskey and I bought me a beer
I said you sounded good like she knew I would
But she didn’t say anything just sit her drink
until I fucked her senselessly on the restroom sink
It was awesome
I woke the next day and knew that I was in love
Can’t remember what we said as we laid in bed
But we watch shitty movies and we order Chinese
She never said thanks and she never said please
And I like that
Oh six months passed when just like that
Stacy moved in and we lived in sin
But now when in I see her looking into a far off place
Something’s in your mind you just can’t erase
Like Simon Cowell ripping out your bleeding heart
So when Stacy J. broke the news I could see it coming
She said she had a dream and I hadn’t known what that mean
So I drove her to the airport and I wished her luck
She said one day you’ll find someone else to fuck
Oh god I hope so
Stacy J. was right and it didn’t take long
It didn’t take much so I didn’t hold a grudge
But I learned a good lesson which is when you go fishing
it’s best to stay away from the beautiful musician
and the ugly ones too
But me and the new girl we’re doing pretty good
At least she never turns her face to a far off place
She likes to watch shitty movies and we order Chinese
But she sometimes says thanks and she sometimes says please
And that’s all right
Oh I was writing this song when I received the letter
It was Stacy J. right now from LA
She said I hope you’ll find someone but still think of me
And guess who you’re gonna see on TV
She meant herself
So Stacy J. went back to the American Idol Audition
Simon said you suck but Paula said you great
Randy said I like your choicer song you sound all right
He held her fate and the balance on that fateful night