[00:08.34]Stacy J. went to the American Idol Audition
[00:12.53]Simon said you suck and Randy said you suck
[00:16.50]Paula said you got potential to be all right
[00:20.92]She took a long train back home that night
[00:27.11]Camped in New Jersey
[00:33.79]But home wasn’t what Stacy J. auditioned for
[00:38.01]So she moved for green at the age of nineteen
[00:42.03]She said I’d rather be miserable than just all right
[00:46.66]She made her way to the open-mic
[00:55.14]The bar tender and me were the ones listening
[00:59.15]She played songs for lovers and I think both of them will covers
[01:03.22]This only had to stop she was just all right
[01:07.40]She said I’m gonna drink a lot tonight
[01:13.27]That’s what she did
[01:19.72]So I bought her a Whiskey and I bought me a beer
[01:23.99]I said you sounded good like she knew I would
[01:27.72]But she didn’t say anything just sit her drink
[01:31.86]until I fucked her senselessly on the restroom sink
[01:38.01]It was awesome
[01:44.99]I woke the next day and knew that I was in love
[01:48.68]Can’t remember what we said as we laid in bed
[01:52.78]But we watch shitty movies and we order Chinese
[01:57.23]She never said thanks and she never said please
[02:03.18]And I like that
[02:09.96]Oh six months passed when just like that
[02:14.05]Stacy moved in and we lived in sin
[02:17.63]But now when in I see her looking into a far off place
[02:22.22]Something’s in your mind you just can’t erase
[02:27.74]Like Simon Cowell ripping out your bleeding heart
[02:34.62]So when Stacy J. broke the news I could see it coming
[02:38.81]She said she had a dream and I hadn’t known what that mean
[02:42.43]So I drove her to the airport and I wished her luck
[02:46.58]She said one day you’ll find someone else to fuck
[02:52.67]Oh god I hope so
[02:59.42]Stacy J. was right and it didn’t take long
[03:03.47]It didn’t take much so I didn’t hold a grudge
[03:07.36]But I learned a good lesson which is when you go fishing
[03:11.66]it’s best to stay away from the beautiful musician
[03:17.92]and the ugly ones too
[03:24.08]But me and the new girl we’re doing pretty good
[03:27.66]At least she never turns her face to a far off place
[03:31.86]She likes to watch shitty movies and we order Chinese
[03:36.34]But she sometimes says thanks and she sometimes says please
[03:42.25]And that’s all right
[03:48.69]Oh I was writing this song when I received the letter
[03:52.88]It was Stacy J. right now from LA
[03:56.72]She said I hope you’ll find someone but still think of me
[04:00.97]And guess who you’re gonna see on TV
[04:07.12]She meant herself
[04:14.16]So Stacy J. went back to the American Idol Audition
[04:19.01]Simon said you suck but Paula said you great
[04:26.18]Randy said I like your choicer song you sound all right
[04:34.47]He held her fate and the balance on that fateful night
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