Zappa Frank One Size Fits All Can't Afford No Shoes ----- ------ -- ----- *heh-heh-heh...* Have you heard the news? *(News? What news?)* Can't afford no shoes *(Get a good deal on tape)* Have you heard the news? *(News? Can't afford a paper)* Can't afford no shoes *(Hi-yo-hi)* Went to buy some cheap detergent Some emergent nation Got my load Got my load That i stowed Well, well Hey lawdy mama, Can't afford no shoes Maybe there's a bundle of rags that I could use Hey anybody, Can you spare a dime If you're really hurtin', a nickel would be fine Hey everybody Nothin' we can buy Chump Hare Rama, ain't no good to try Recession Depression