[00:02.73]Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
[00:05.40]That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket.
[00:07.95]ThereSeems to have been some disturbance here.
[00:10.08]Pardon me, sir, did you see
[00:11.31]What happened?
[00:12.03]Yeah, I did.
[00:13.26]I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
[00:15.45]Come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables
[00:18.99]Nekkid as a jay bird.
[00:20.55]And I hollered over t'
[00:21.42]Ethel, I said, "Don'tLook, Ethel!"
[00:23.52]But it's too late, she'd already been incensed
[00:25.59]Here he comes, look at that, look at that
[00:28.50]There he goes, look at that, look at that
[00:31.47]And he ain't wearin' no clothes
[00:33.24]Oh, yes, they call him the
[00:36.87]StreakLook at that, look at that
[00:37.68]Fastest thing on two feet
[00:40.71]Look at that, look at that
[00:41.58]He's just as proud as he can be
[00:44.04]Of his anatomy
[00:45.72]He goin' give us a peek
[00:47.43]Oh, yes, they call him the
[00:52.86]StreakLook at that, look at that
[00:53.52]He likes to show off his physique
[00:56.70]Look at that, look at that
[00:57.57]If there's an audience to be found
[00:59.76]He'll be streakin' around
[01:01.50]Invitin' public critique
[01:04.62]This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
[01:07.71]Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
[01:10.80]Yeah, I did.
[01:12.30]I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
[01:15.45]Out of the traffic.
[01:16.80]Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
[01:19.44]Have nothin' on but a smile.
[01:21.93]I looked in there, and
[01:22.71]Ethel was gettin'
[01:23.37]Her a cold drink.
[01:24.51]I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"
[01:26.88]But it was too
[01:27.39]Late. She'd already been mooned.
[01:29.19]Flashed her right there in front of
[01:32.49]The shock absorbers
[01:58.68]Here he comes, look at that, look at that
[02:01.17]There he goes, look at that, look at that
[02:09.93]And he ain't wearin' no clothes
[02:20.61]He ain't crude, look at