Joe Dowell Miscellaneous Little Red Rented Rowboat LITTLE RED RENTED ROWBOAT Joe Dowell REFRAIN Little red rented rowboat little red rented rowboat Not much better than no boat But at least it will go when I row row row at least it will go when I row I saw two pretty girls sunbathing on a pier They wore jeans way down to here I waved, they waved, they said they'd like a ride So I helped them climb inside to share my REFRAIN (row row row row row) Along came a sailboat big enough for two The skipper saw the girls I knew what he would do He waved, and they waved, then he helped them inside Just one girl to ride there in my REFRAIN (row row row row row) Hot-rod motorboat roared up behind The girl took a look and I could read her mind She waved, and he waved, he helped her climb inside Leaving me with wounded pride (row row row row row) One hour later I saw them again Motorboat out of gas, sailboat out of wind The girls waved, and I waved, and then I passed them by With my nose held way up high me and my REFRAIN (fade while repeating "row row row your boat")