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Miscellaneous
Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)
The lyric is recorded like this: 
Fuck the front door fuck the back 
fuck the good girls with the knack 
fuck the guverment until they fuck 
you back fuck a muslim fuck a jew 
fuck fans of Blink 182 thats 
illegal if you born in 83 
fuck a bean cheese burrito fuck a bowl 
af cookie dough fuck the space 
between the big and neighbor toe 
fuck a cop fuck a marine fuck a 
jar of vaseline fuck a calzone with pepproni 
fuck a midget fuck a dwarf 
fuck Cris Cringle with an elf but 
before you fuck it all.... 
go fuck your self. 
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The lyric is written like this on the cover: 
Fuck the front door fuck the back 
fuck the good girls with the knack 
fuck the guverment until they fuck 
you back fuck a muslim fuck a jew 
fuck fans of Blink 182 thats 
illegal if you born before 83 
fuck a bean cheese burrito fuck a bowl 
af cookie dough fuck the space 
between the big and neighbor toe 
fuck a cop fuck a marine fuck a 
jar of vaseline fuck a calzone 
fuck a midget fuck a dwarf 
fuck Santa with an elf but 
before you fuck it all go fuck.